What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nick Sanchez earns first career Xfinity Series win at EchoPark Speedway - NASCAR.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Iran holds funeral procession for top commanders killed in Israeli strikes - Financial Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do some children hate their parents?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Judge dismisses Justin Baldoni’s $400 million defamation lawsuit against Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds - CNN

Then came..

No way

Still no good

Ten takeaways from WSJ report that BNY approached Northern Trust about a merger - Global Custodian

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the top challenges facing FinTech HR firms?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists make jaw-dropping find at base of Antarctic glacier: 'May be greatly underestimated' - Yahoo

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.