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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do some children hate their parents?
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Then came..
No way
Still no good
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.